Comments for ballershorts.com http://ballershorts.com/blog Sun, 18 Apr 2010 02:36:19 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 Comment on Why I Hate Duke by Sarah http://ballershorts.com/blog/?p=534&cpage=1#comment-4212 Sarah Sun, 18 Apr 2010 02:36:19 +0000 http://ballershorts.com/blog/?p=534#comment-4212 Posts like this are accessible even to the highly ignorant sect of society of which I am a part. Not only was it accessible, it was absolutely delightful. I think if I cared enough to decide, I would hate Duke, too. Posts like this are accessible even to the highly ignorant sect of society of which I am a part. Not only was it accessible, it was absolutely delightful.

I think if I cared enough to decide, I would hate Duke, too.

]]> Comment on Cal Basketball by Jeff http://ballershorts.com/blog/?p=497&cpage=1#comment-4124 Jeff Fri, 05 Mar 2010 08:07:17 +0000 http://ballershorts.com/blog/?p=497#comment-4124 Nice post, Ben! Glad you enjoyed Berkeley. Here's the greatest Jamal Boykin stat of all -- Cal is 8-0 in conference play when he scores at least 10 points. Nice post, Ben! Glad you enjoyed Berkeley. Here’s the greatest Jamal Boykin stat of all — Cal is 8-0 in conference play when he scores at least 10 points.

]]> Comment on Why the Clippers Should Trade Chris Kaman by BLFelsinger http://ballershorts.com/blog/?p=471&cpage=1#comment-4099 BLFelsinger Thu, 18 Feb 2010 05:01:34 +0000 http://ballershorts.com/blog/?p=471#comment-4099 Could the problem for the Clippers be lack of identity paired with the painful problem of seriously ugly unstylish players with bad hair?? Could the problem for the Clippers be lack of identity paired with the painful problem of seriously ugly unstylish players with bad hair??

]]> Comment on Big Runningbaby? by bteitelbaum http://ballershorts.com/blog/?p=394&cpage=1#comment-4061 bteitelbaum Mon, 09 Nov 2009 05:30:28 +0000 http://ballershorts.com/blog/?p=394#comment-4061 Haha. He's at least XFL quality. Haha. He’s at least XFL quality.

]]> Comment on Big Runningbaby? by Dan http://ballershorts.com/blog/?p=394&cpage=1#comment-4060 Dan Fri, 06 Nov 2009 01:07:44 +0000 http://ballershorts.com/blog/?p=394#comment-4060 I watched the NFL draft this year with a man who knows things, and he was at points on the phone with another man who knows things who works in the front-office of a certain team that has had, how should I put this, more than marginal success at drafting players in the NFL. I asked said front-office personnel man where Lebron would go if he were to come out for the NFL. "Third round. No higher. No one knows if he can take a hit." My analytical quantitative minds connects the following lines: Lebron -- > Big Baby :: 3rd Round --> Arena Football League (2nd Division). I watched the NFL draft this year with a man who knows things, and he was at points on the phone with another man who knows things who works in the front-office of a certain team that has had, how should I put this, more than marginal success at drafting players in the NFL. I asked said front-office personnel man where Lebron would go if he were to come out for the NFL. “Third round. No higher. No one knows if he can take a hit.”

My analytical quantitative minds connects the following lines:

Lebron — > Big Baby :: 3rd Round –> Arena Football League (2nd Division).

]]> Comment on Vince McMahon’s NBA by bteitelbaum http://ballershorts.com/blog/?p=329&cpage=1#comment-4059 bteitelbaum Wed, 04 Nov 2009 04:44:50 +0000 http://ballershorts.com/blog/?p=329#comment-4059 I apologize for not being outlandish or controversial enough for some of you. Remember, I was writing the article from the perspective of Commissioner David Stern, who happens to be a mild-mannered middle age former lawyer. If Vince McMahon were running the league, though, I'm sure we'd see more stuff like the Brawl at Auburn Palace. Maybe fistfights would become legal a la the NHL, Eva Longoria would be required to wear less clothing if she wanted to sit courtside, and there would be a mascot game at All-Star weekend. What about fouls being called on players simple for being boring or unappealing or ugly? Chris Kaman would have trouble finishing a game. I apologize for not being outlandish or controversial enough for some of you. Remember, I was writing the article from the perspective of Commissioner David Stern, who happens to be a mild-mannered middle age former lawyer. If Vince McMahon were running the league, though, I’m sure we’d see more stuff like the Brawl at Auburn Palace. Maybe fistfights would become legal a la the NHL, Eva Longoria would be required to wear less clothing if she wanted to sit courtside, and there would be a mascot game at All-Star weekend. What about fouls being called on players simple for being boring or unappealing or ugly? Chris Kaman would have trouble finishing a game.

]]> Comment on Vince McMahon’s NBA by NBA http://ballershorts.com/blog/?p=329&cpage=1#comment-4058 NBA Wed, 04 Nov 2009 03:19:04 +0000 http://ballershorts.com/blog/?p=329#comment-4058 Most of the things you talked about is very likely to happen, I would hope the NBA would be a bit crazier if it was ruled by Vince McMahon. Good thought nevertheless! Most of the things you talked about is very likely to happen, I would hope the NBA would be a bit crazier if it was ruled by Vince McMahon. Good thought nevertheless!

]]> Comment on Vince McMahon’s NBA by bteitelbaum http://ballershorts.com/blog/?p=329&cpage=1#comment-4056 bteitelbaum Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:06:08 +0000 http://ballershorts.com/blog/?p=329#comment-4056 Wow, that stuff from Donaghy is unbelievable. Wow, that stuff from Donaghy is unbelievable.

]]> Comment on Vince McMahon’s NBA by doug http://ballershorts.com/blog/?p=329&cpage=1#comment-4055 doug Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:13:08 +0000 http://ballershorts.com/blog/?p=329#comment-4055 If it's any consolation for Dirk, his hair is beautiful this year. Too bad he'll probably wind up shaving it off when he realized for the 6th-ish consecutive season that his hair will get in his face when he plays. And Ron Artest already has a best friend, and her name is Lindsey Lohan. I'm not kidding. They bonded over the fact they've both been "persecuted in the media." Still not kidding. They go out in Hollywood and have triple dates with Lamar, Khloe, and Andrew Bynum and his new girlfriend.... Queen Latifah. Ok, now I'm kidding. If it’s any consolation for Dirk, his hair is beautiful this year. Too bad he’ll probably wind up shaving it off when he realized for the 6th-ish consecutive season that his hair will get in his face when he plays.

And Ron Artest already has a best friend, and her name is Lindsey Lohan. I’m not kidding. They bonded over the fact they’ve both been “persecuted in the media.” Still not kidding. They go out in Hollywood and have triple dates with Lamar, Khloe, and Andrew Bynum and his new girlfriend…. Queen Latifah. Ok, now I’m kidding.

]]> Comment on Vince McMahon’s NBA by Marco http://ballershorts.com/blog/?p=329&cpage=1#comment-4054 Marco Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:14:42 +0000 http://ballershorts.com/blog/?p=329#comment-4054 your dream has come true! http://deadspin.com/5392067/excerpts-from-the-book-the-nba-doesnt-want-you-to-read?skyline=true&s=i your dream has come true!

http://deadspin.com/5392067/excerpts-from-the-book-the-nba-doesnt-want-you-to-read?skyline=true&s=i

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